31 Ways to Fail as a Writer

31 Ways to Fail as a Writer

How do you fail as a writer? There are hundreds of websites and blogs that tell you how to have success as a writer or novelist, and they all contain valuable information. But maybe instead of telling you how to succeed, it might be quicker to tell you how to fail.

The Difference Between Success and Failure

First, we may want to define success and failure. We can define them in different ways, but the Merriam-Webster dictionary defines success as a favourable or desired outcome while it defines failure as the lack of success or a falling short.

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31 Ways to Fail as a Writer

Here is a list of thirty-one ways to fail as a writer:

1. Never think about writing a novel, ebook, blog, short story or paragraph. It’s too hard… save yourself the time and effort.

2. Don’t schedule your writing time or stick with your writing routine. Write when you feel like it and when you don’t… don’t write.

3. Make sure that your writing is at the bottom of your priority list. Put everything else first so you never have to write.

4. Always feel guilty for writing instead of doing what others want you to do. You’ll get that novel finished someday… right?

5. Drop your writing when anyone knocks on your door or your friends stop by. It will be easy to start again after they leave or another day.

6. Answer the phone every time it rings or beeps. Look at all the notifications that light up your phone from social media sites. After all, you would hate to miss the next Twitter war.

7. Don’t read any blogs or books on writing, particularly if it’s written by an expert. What would they know about writing a book?

8. Don’t read any books in your genre. You don’t need to know what readers expect in their books.

9. Avoid writing courses, master classes, or YouTube videos on writing. If you passed high school English, you know everything you need to know.

10. Don’t subscribe to the newsletters of any popular writing sites or best-selling authors. You don’t need to know new trends or get any writing or marketing ideas. You’ll figure it out on your own.

11. Don’t join any writing groups or discuss writing with other authors. You don’t need any advice or support from non-famous writers (see tips #7, #9, & #10).

12. Never go to a writer’s conference. Who needs all that important information? It’s a waste of time. You don’t need to learn about writing, meet agents, have your manuscript critiqued, or talk to other writers.

13. Don’t join any online discussions, forums, or meetings on writing. You are a lone wolf. You can do it all by yourself.

14. Don’t forget to waste time on social media or the internet instead of writing. It’s important to know fashion trends, everyone’s opinions and the latest celebrity breakup.

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise.

― Oscar Wilde

15. Don’t do anything to get your name known in the writing world. Stay anonymous. Someone will find your unpublished manuscripts after you die… won’t they?

16. Don’t research your target audience, historical events, characters, languages or anything else for accuracy. Just wing it. Who cares if they didn’t actually have electricity in the 1700s?

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17. Don’t make notes of your thoughts, ideas, outline, character details, or anything else. You’ll never forget the important details. Will you?

18. Don’t enter writing competitions. You don’t need your work to be judged so you can improve it. You know everything you need to know.

19. Don’t submit articles to websites that pay. You’re not looking to make any money for your writing. It is fun being an unpaid author.

20. Tell no one about your writing. Keep it a secret. You don’t need your friends’ and families’ support. 

21. Never show your work to editors, agents or publishers. What do they know about writing?

22. Watch Netflix instead of writing. Tell yourself you are studying characters, story points and brainstorming.

23. Don’t follow the guidelines for submissions to agents and publishers. They like it when you don’t follow their rules and send whatever you want instead.

24. If one publication rejects your work, quit writing. Assume that it’s worthless and unsuitable for every other publication and don’t send it anywhere else… ever.

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try.

― Sylvia Plath

25. If you get a rejection letter, take it personally and stop writing. There is nothing you need to change. Nothing you could do better or work on.

26. Don’t get your own website to showcase your work.  Don’t post anything on social media. Your readers will find you somehow.

27. Never market yourself. You don’t need to find readers or people that like your writing.

28. Don’t consider rewriting your work from a different perspective or angle to reach another market or audience. Your writing is perfect just the way it is. Change nothing.

29. Never consider taking the advice of beta readers or your editor. It is your story. There is nothing they can tell you that could make your story better.

30. Tell yourself that you’ll never succeed at writing. Let the imposter syndrome sink in until you quit.

31. Avoid writing by procrastinating. Tell yourself you will finish your book next year, you have all the time in the world. Right?

Final Thoughts

Now that you know how to fail as a writer, do the opposite and succeed. Do you know any ways to fail as a writer? Let me know in the comments?

Until next time



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Print, Audio, or Ebooks: What is Your Favorite Way to Read?

Print, Audio, or Ebooks: What is Your Favorite Way to Read?

Do you prefer a print book, an ebook, or to listen to audiobooks? The Pew Research Center reports that the average person reads 12 books per year, but what is the preferred reading platform.

Statistics on Reading

In 2019, according to Global English Editing, print books remain dominant at 70.1%, e-books at 10.4%, and audiobooks at 7.3%. These numbers are surprising in this digital age when people are increasingly distracted by their smartphones.

Print, Audio or Ebooks

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Print Books

Hardcover, softcover and paperback books all fall into the print book category. According to Publishers Weekly, print book sales grew 8.2% in 2020.

Advantages of Print Books

The benefits of print books include the ability to turn the pages and touch the paper. Illustrations are more detailed and it is possible to read outdoors or on the beach. There is much less eye strain. You can share print books with family and friends easily and create a library with your favorite titles.

Disadvantages of Print Books

A printed book is more expensive than an ebook. You cannot adjust it for font or style; you cannot speed it up like an audiobook. A print book is hard to carry around, causes storage problems, and you have to buy it from a bricks-and-mortar store or order it online.


E-books or electronic books allow you to read on a computer or other electronic device in a digital form.

Advantages of E-books

With ebooks, it is easy to customize the font size and style to your preferences. You can store thousands of books on one device, so you’ll never run out. They’re simple to download and available immediately. Normally, they are cheaper than print or audiobooks. You can sometimes download a sample and try it out before buying. There are also lots of websites offering free or special deals on e-books.

Some books are only available as ebooks. Extremely portable you can read them on a tablet, computer, or your phone. Organize your books in the cloud and you’ll have access to them wherever you go. E-books allow you to read during the night, and to take notes and highlight passages.

Disadvantages of E-books

Certain illustrations don’t translate as well in e-books. You need to keep your reading device charged to work. Screens are hard to read outdoors in the sunlight. Eye strain is a problem, especially if you work on a computer all day you don’t want to stare at a screen all night. There is a tendency to go on social media with your Wi-Fi connection instead of reading.

Audio Books

Audio books are recordings of books read out loud.

Advantages of Audiobooks

Audio books give your eyes a break. Download and listen to them anywhere and play them with Alexa. They offer different speeds and sleep timers are available. Libraries now offer audiobooks.

Disadvantages of Audio Books

It is more expensive to buy audiobooks than print or e-books. They take much more storage on hard drives and they have no illustrations. People multitask, so they aren’t as attentive to the story. Plus, if you drift off, it’s annoying to rewind.

Final Thoughts

All three methods of reading have pros and cons. I prefer print books outside, e-books in bed, and audiobooks in the car. What is your favorite way to read?


Until next time



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